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Story.

My son and I were driving by the apartment complex on the corner of Orangeburg and South Rhett when we saw a guy stagger out of an apartment and get into a car. Instead of backing out he put the car in drive and ran into the fire hydrant on the corner.

We pulled over to see if he would leave the scene so we could call NCPD.

To our entertainment after backing up, he got out the car and with his rear end on the hydrant, using his legs he tried to straighten up the bent hydrant which was leaking pretty bad.

After one final push he not only moved it, HE BROKE IT COMPLETELY OFF.

The resulting water pressure sent him 8-10 feet in the air and deposited him on the hood of his own car. 

Angry and not hurt he climbed behind the wheel and drove his car onto the 20 foot high geyser that pomptly lifted his front wheel drive car a foot off the ground and immediately tore off his hood.

Undaunted he fought the high pressure water that sprayed out from under the car in a vain attempt to push what had to be the cleanest undercarriage and engine in Northchuck off old faithful. The pressure was so great that it knocked him down several times and blew off his shirt and wrapped his pants  around one ankle, leaving him in boxers and Nike's when the police arrived.

Only In North Charleston :)

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AND ON A SATURDAY HE SAID,

"LET THERE BE FOOTBALL"

AND THERE WAS AND IT WAS

GOOD!!!!!!!

ACROSS THE LAND BANDS PLAYED AND PEOPLE REJOICED.

THERE WERE MASCOTS CHEERLEADERS, TAILGATE PARTIES AND TRADITIONS AS OLD AS THE LAND AND THE PEOPLE THEMSELVES.   THEY FEASTED ON PIZZA AND BEER AND RAISED THEIR VOICES TO THE HEAVENS THAT THIS WAS NEXT YEAR; OUR YEAR AND A CHEER ROSE UP AMONG THE MASSES, FROM THE CHURCHES OF ACC, SEC, PAC 10 AND EVEN THE NOT SO BIG 10 AND IN UNISON WE STOOD ON A MOUNTAIN OR IN THE VALLEY AND FOR ONE SHINING SECOND

WITH GIANT FOAM FINGERS RAISED TO THE SKY......... WE WERE ALL #1

Good luck everyone this season,  be safe, have fun....... GO TIGERS!

R. SWEAT

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At ten I lived for Santa Clause,

At twenty life lived without a pause,

Thirty led me to a cause,

It was Forty that showed me all my flaws,

Its fifties turn to teach lifes laws,

But now I sleep,,,,,,,,, tomorrow draws.

R. Sweat

Good morning Ya'll! !!I know that what I am posting won't change the price of gas or give you back any of that time you wasted on the beach when you were younger, but I thought I would employ a little kaos theory this fine November morning, just to see where the butterfly might leads us.I woke up this morning to a PERFECT and I mean PERFECT Carolina Fall day. Sipping on what might be the worlds best cup of coffee I started thinking about how nondescript actions and words bring consequences for good or bad to people we might never meet. So today I am sending out nothing but good news, best wishes and extending unrequited acts of kindness to everyone I interact with today in hopes that old Mr. Kaos and his nondescript butterfly's of infinate possibilities will flap their wings hard enough that the cause and effect on the reality that they generate will work its way into releaving a little pain today in somebody's world.Breath in, Breath out, Move onR . Sweat

Up all night, Deep in thought about life, the world and our part in it when suddenly I was hit by an epiphany.After watching my wife let our 2 cats in and out of our house for the 14th time in 6 hours it hit me.Cats all over the World are engaged in a secret game of "Counting Coup", where they earn points by how many times they can get a Human to open a door for them.We are being reprogrammed so that on the day of the Great Feline Uprising we will aide our own demise as a species by simultaneously opening EVERY door in the world, ON COMMAND and without thinking,help facilitate the largest "Trojan Horse" ever devised..Got to Go, I hear my master at the door.R.Sweat

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Good morning Ya'll! !!

I know that what I am posting won't change the price of gas or give you back any of that time you wasted on the beach when you were younger, but I thought I would employ a little kaos theory this fine November  morning, just to see where the butterfly might leads us.

I woke up this morning to a PERFECT and I mean PERFECT Carolina Fall day. Sipping  on what might be the worlds best cup of coffee I started thinking about how nondescript actions and words bring consequences for good or bad to people we might never meet. So today I am sending out nothing but good news, best wishes and extending unrequited acts of kindness to everyone I interact with  today in hopes that old Mr. Kaos and his nondescript  butterfly's of infinate possibilities will flap their wings hard enough that the cause and effect on the  reality that they generate will work its way into releaving a little pain today in somebody's world.

Breath in, Breath out, Move on

R . Sweat